omfg
(via startedwellthatsentence)
The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂
Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware. Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Oh my god the sacred prophecy
(Source: instagram.com, via starlightomatic)
I propose a new term: ‘wolfbaiting’ for when a work of literature references wolves in its title but actually has no wolves
(via electrificata)
Reforming ICE should be the number one issue on the Democratic platform this year.
Trump’s people are running on “Mexicans are rapists and murderers”. We run on “Mexican kids are getting abused and abandoned by government officials, and the other side is okay with that”.
“You don’t have to ask Donald Trump if he’s a feminist. That’s like asking Hannibal Lecter if he’s a vegan. Sometimes we can glean our answers from previous behavior.”— Seth Myers, Late Night, 28 January 2018